Studio Diaries: Day 1

Hey blog peeps and mailing list subscribers,


If this is your only source of information from us, then you haven't heard from us in a few months and you'll be a little behind on the times.  We've been very busy!  We'll be updating you soon but in the meantime please follow us on Facebook and Twitter.


It's June, and we're neck deep in the recordings we're doing over in Northern Ireland.


You might have noticed we've been doing video diaries for each day, here's the video from Day 1.

And here's the link just incase it doesn't open in your inbox/browser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHKh_zSgUU

You can also find more of our video diaries on our YouTube Channel "ThisIsTwoTV".


Cheers guys,


Liam x

April 2011 - It's been a while...

My, my, my; what lazy TITs we’ve been! No blog for like 3 months! Shameful! But rest assured, the blog is the ONLY part of our little organization (LOL) that has gone neglected in recent months. We’ve been working our collective ass off (yes we have a collective ass…it can get awkward…) and sadly we are only four humans, so the smaller, less important things tend to suffer. If we were a father and this blog our neglected child, we might attempt to buy them off with with a MacDonald’s, some Bakugan, an Xbox 360, a trip to Centreparks and finally, when all else fails, a prostitute. Unfortunately blogs don't tend to have a use for most of these things, and we can't afford a prostitute, so we’re going to show this blog some love instead. Right now. Are you watching?

Before I get on tales of what exactly has made us so busy that we can’t even maintain a thousand-word-a-month blog, I just want to say welcome to all new subscribers we’ve reeled in since last time. All 75 of you! If you’re reading this you’re probably one of them; remember? You gave us some of your money and e-mail address in exchange for one of those shiny circular things you put in your computer? Remember? Anyway, In the grander scheme of things not a huge number, but relative to our time as a band and our combined low self-esteem it’s MASSIVE and joking aside, it does mean a lot to have people care what we’re up to, and what we’ve got to say about it. So thanks!

This Is Two's  For Friends : For Enemies - EP. OUT NOW!

  

            

Now, where to start? Well, I suppose the biggest bit of news (albeit a touch outdated) since last you heard from us is the EP. Our debut EP to be precise. That’s right! At a special launch show Liverpool’s The Picket on the 19^th of February, we released our Debut EP “For Friends : For Ememies”, as well as a whole bunch of merch (modeled below by some adorable TITFans!).

The show was fantastic, and we were joined by friends and family from all over the UK who came to show their support!

 Thank you ten everyone who came and also a big pile of thanks go to the sound and lighting guys on the night! It sounded great, but most of all it helped us realize that band+smoke+strobe = rockstars! Seriously it felt great to have a bit of visual bang other than us flailing around like lunatics and contributed to some bloody amazing photo’s too! A la:

  

Photo courtesy of Michelle Maria Photography

Photo courtesy of Tom York Photography

            

So yeah, our EPs, and some handsome merchandise are available NOW! Tasters of the tracks here, Physical copies and merch here, and you can buy on download from iTunes and Amazon. We hope you enjoy and do let us know what you think! We really care!

Moving on: Gigs! Yeah there’s been plenty of them! We’ve been trying to get out there as often a possible because a) it’s fun b) we fucking love it c) you deserve it and d) we fucking love it! Recently, our pursuit of gigs lead us to The Railway in Bolton where we played with our friends Drama. The venue may have been fairly impossible to find due to the fact that there is about 8 venues in Bolton named “The Railway”, many of which look, with naught a hint of irony, like this:

But nevertheless it was worth it! The crowd was an awesome, enthusiastic bunch of young and ageing bikers/rockers. And when I say enthusiastic, I mean REALLY enthusiastic. I mean like offering-Liam-sex enthusiastic! That’s not an analogy. That happened! Ask him! Needless to say, we loved it and can’t wait to go back to Bolton soon! See you there?

In other gig news, we’ve been playing plenty in our HQ city with two awesome shows: 1) at The Zanzibar Club with the likes of Axis Of, Battleships & Always The Quiet Ones (that one is actually reviewed here – my favorite part is where he says we have swagger, but not in a cuntish oasis way...come to think of it I never thought of any of us as the swaggering type…) and 2) at The Shipping Forecast with Carnival Kids & Muto Leo. The latter, for Me & Him Promotions, was probably the best night we’ve ever played; there was such a vibe! I mean look at Joshes face!

Photo courtesy of Tom York Photography

Thanks to Charli Anne Williams for this one!

But also, it has really yielded some great oppertunities for us; you’ll get to know them when they’re more significant. Now, moving away from Gigland, just a quick note that we will be playing the LIPA 3^rd Degree Festival on Thursday the 14^th of April with Heat, & The James Whitehouse Band (who I saw over the week-end and well…you’re in for a treat!). It promises to be our biggest show to date, with many of pyros and light. Yes. We shit you not. EXPLOSIONS! Our only prayer is that Liam doesn’t do a “Hetfield” on us. Tasteless? What was that like 10 years ago? Meh. You can buy wristbands for the whole festival here or tickets for our night only here.

From gigland to studioland! Just a quick word on how we’ve been busy in the studio with Josh McArdle (50% of the brains behind the recording of 40% of our EP…weyyy confusing!) working to bring you some ear candy! This time it’s in the form of a double A-side single including new live staples “Light Up The Way Home”, and “I Am My Secret Evil Twin”, and should be with you some time in May.

We really feel like we’ve stepped our game, trying out new approaches in the studio, and are hopfully producing something head and shoulders above the EP. It seems to us like we’re achieving it anyway as is illustrated by this video:

I don’t know when I started laughing like The Count from Sesame Street, not that any of you can answer that, given that you probably didn’t notice, what with the big old soundgasm you were hearing. Haha. It’s even more epic in context! Come to think of it, it might ONLY be epic in context…difficult for us to judge really… At any rate, we can’t wait for you to hear it!

And that about wraps it up for this time. As usual we’ll let you know when we have gigs/releases coming-up, and anything else we think you might find interesting. Trust us when we say, there are VERY busy times ahead, and as always we can’t wait to share them with you!

TAPE THOSE EYES BACK

Dan

TIT x

January 2011 - New Years Irresolutions

   Believe it or not, this month’s blog yet again opens with accounts of illness (though thankfully they are not related to number twosies in any way). I wonder if that’s a statement of how infrequently we blog, or of what sickly children we are. Bit of both most likely. At any rate it was mainly me this time; I got “the cold that’s going round”. That’s in speech marks because it’s a contraction of the popular phrase “the cold that’s going round because the vast majority of people are so grotty and ignorant in equal measure that they don’t care to a) wash their fucking hands when they sneeze/cough into them b) even sneeze/cough into their hands at all and c) then as a continuation of a) have the selfishness to shake hands, touch door handles when they hold them open for you etc.”.  Polite dicks!

   But fret not; it hasn’t been detrimental to any band activity. Nurofen plus (that’s ibuprofen with a chaser of codeine) has kept me on my feet and “rockin’” as it were. It has been so great during this time, in fact, that I have take to calling it Nurofriend instead. I do realise how cheap that pun is, but I feel that makes it all the more pertinent. You see, given how much I detest puns, the fact that I am using a pun at all should emphasise how strongly I feel about the salient content of said pun. Nurofriend is awesome. It’s my best Nurofriend. Is it addictive?

   
   So yes, in spite of this, we have been busy gigging/recording bee’s as ever. The recent string of activity kicked off with our first gig outside of Liverpool at Manchester’s Ruby Lounge. After about 3 days in the one-way system (which we managed to survive thanks to the remnants of an old Mars Bar Josh found dried to this inside of his jacket pocket) we made it to the gig, met some great people, saw some great bands, and hopefully - despite a few technical difficulties - made a few fans in the process! Thanks to all who came down! A special mention should go to Drama, who secured us a gig with them at The Railway in Bolton on the 18th of February. Would be great to see any one in the area come down to that!

Back-stage: Jamaican lager and Mr. Springsteen here are the only two things that can calm Alex's pre-show jitters!

   Next up was our support slot for the Post-Math Rock talent of Muto Leo at The Picket, here in Liverpool. Personally, it’s my favourite venue that we’ve played so far in Liverpool. Great stage, great sound, great staff, and (again despite EPIC FAILS on the gear front, and me nearly loosing eye in a drum related tragedy (BELOW)) we had a great gig! Nice one to all the other bands on the bill, and to the hoard gig goers taking advantage of the 14+ night! Every member of the band felt a weird combo of jealousy, aging and nostalgia all evening. After all, weren’t we all pissed beyond our years at a gig once?! I know I was!  We made some good friends that night, and we look forward to playing with Muto Leo again sometime in the future.

Ouch.

   Anyway, enough of that. Now down to big news! The recording for our first EP is completed, and we are way into the mixing process. It sounds epic, and the reason it sounds epic is in large part due to the incredible time, effort and graft put in by Caesar Edmunds, Carlos Mosquera, Lee McMahon and Josh McArdle. You are all talented gems of human beings, and have all been fantastic! Artwork is well into conceptualization, and a name has been decided. Here's a wee teaser!

   This Is Two’s “FOR FRIENDS : FOR ENEMIES” EP will be released physically at a special headline gig at The Picket on the 19th of February, and digitally shortly after. For the first chance to get hold of it and other merchandise, and to see an awesome show with the likes of Second Chance!, 8 Day Warning, and our friends Jazz Hands, buy a £5 ticket here, contact us, or come down and get one on the door.

   Obviously this is the next big step for the band and we have taken it as an opportunity to overhaul the image a bit as you do. Expect to be seeing hints of us in the snow/town/our pants (no joke) as we get closer to February 19^th, thanks in part to the MENTAL weather and the fun we had rolling around in it (even Josh with his ikkle t-shirt and lack of gloves), but mainly to photographer Michelle Ormsby, who came all the way from Newport to snap our ugly mugs (among other things..hehe…you’ll see. Sufficed to say Mich is self-confessedly resilient to most ‘lad humour’ she’s encountered, and still she had to admit that the stuff we conceptualized for her to shoot made her blush!) and helped make a fun day of it! Thanks!

   And that’s about the round up since last time. It’s a busy time, and we only hope to get busier through out 2011. So far, in addition to our previously mentions headline gig, and gig with Drama of course, we have a nice little roster of shows lined up. Here is a complete list of all our upcoming gigs for your consideration! Were playing with, and for, so many great people (including the Liverpool debut of Right On! Music Management, who are hosting the Zanzibar gig on the 10th of February, thanks to Josh Mateer for that one!) that we can’t help but clench our bottoms in excitement! And all of this pales in comparison to what we have planned for the Summer…but that’s best saved for later. So Merry (late) Xmas, Happy New Year and, as always, “Tape Those Eyes Back!”

TAPE THOSE EYES BACK


Dan

TIT  x

Joshblog #1 - Ever wondered what goes on in Josh's Head?

Josh's thoughts while in the studio

Woodblock

Alex’s wood block broke during a drum session. It has a crack in it so now no longer resonates. This means that when he hits it, it sounds like he’s hitting... you guessed it... a block of wood. Except this piece of wood fell off a tree 4 years ago and is now at the stage of rotting where it’s soft, has ferns growing out of it and enough mushrooms along the trunk to feed a family of six. After a brief trip to the tech office we returned with two colourful plastic alternatives. They consisted of a block of hardened plastic with a slot cut out of it and an attachment for a stand. They are similar in apparel to what I imagine the nether regions of an Avatar from Pandora and a female version of Satan from the south park movie must look like. It amazes me how the manufacturers from percussion plus can make wood blocks from plastic. Surely the clue is in the name? Apparently it’s all about the sound, but there you go.

Clap space

Does having bigger hands mean you get more space around a small dampener whilst recording claps for the middle section of a tune? Apparently not

Pop tarts

It’s about three in the morning and I’m recording bass. Little bit hungry and craving pop tarts. Then it hits me. Pop tarts are the most studio friendly hot food! First rule of studio food; must leave as little mess as possible. Second rule; must be ready prepared or not messy to prepare. You only need a toaster to cook a pop tart which wouldn’t set off a heat alarm if it was set up on the floor or not directly underneath a heat detector. As far as I know they are impossible to burn in a toaster (citation needed: can Jesus burn a pop tart in a toaster?) A toaster itself, if not already full of crumbs, is a fairly non messy machine with which food can be processed. Now...By comparison with other toast-able treats.

·         When eaten they don’t shed hundreds of crumbs like regular toast.

·         They don’t leave greasy mess like a toasted sandwich.

·         They are eaten as a whole and therefore do not need slicing like a muffin (more crumbs and sharp knives, see my mum for breadknife related stories)

·         If the toaster strudel from ‘Mean Girls’ does indeed exist then I’m sure it would fall apart when cooked and therefore MORE MESS, unlike the pop tart.

However the main hurdle is getting an affirmative response to this question. ‘Hi tech department, can we get toasters in the studios with which to cook pop tarts?’ A cheerfully said ‘fuck off’ doesn’t count. Might be easier if I just eat the sandwich and cocktail sausages Liam and Caesar have brought back from ASDA........

Can you even buy pop tarts anymore? I havnt seen them

Brownies

Dear ASDA,

                   Why 26 brownies in your packs?

The number 26 is divisible by 1, 2, 13 and 16. With the exception of 1 and 2 none of these numbers of squares can be formed into a satisfactorily even rectangle which, I’m sure, your brownie trays must look like.

I assume you must do trays of 24 brownies then add 2 extra brownies at massive extra effort in order to achieve sed after mentioned number of brownies per pack. Please enlighten me to the secret of the mystery in question.

Yours faithfully,

JH Ballantyne

To which, incredibly, they replied...

Dear Mr Ballantyne,

                                  Thank you for your interesting query regarding our baking process.

In answer to your question, we bake a large brownie that is roughly 13 brownies by 20 brownies in size. Once ready we use a uniform brownie cutter with 260 squares to cut the brownie all at once. Then we pack the brownies, 2 rows of 13 at a time. By doing this we are able to produce ten boxes of 26 brownies per tray that we bake.

Regards,

M***** F*******

Supervisor

Bass Amp

1.30am  Yay!!!!!! Theyre using LOADS of mics!!!!!

3.30am  Apparently theyre only using the sound from one mic, sounds Great though :)

5.30am  Iv never realised how repetitive my bass part in Irrevolution is. There are usually

             coloured wires and the issue of music rooms 1, 2 and 3 being too hot during

             practice to distract me. Ahh well.




Josh


TIT x

November 2010 - November Pain

  Our last month: A sea of sore throats and runny bottoms, occasionally punctuated by recording sessions for the upcoming EP, which in themselves were punctuated by frequent trips to the bog. A HUGE round of applause should go to Alex who not only had “the actual shits” while tracking our first lot of drums, but also did so at 4 in the morning under about 6 layers of clothing. And sounded awesome! Just imagine how good he would be at a more respectable hour, and without the constant threat of his sphincter breaching! Come to a gig to find out. It is at this point in the blog that I have realised that, thus far, I have made nothing but poop jokes. Apologies. The transition out of my account of recent events, and on to bigger and brighter things, also marks this blogs (welcome) move away from fecal humor…DOO DOO!

The near Arctic conditions and unstable bowel weren't about to stop Alex. Thankfully this picture doesn't show the Pampers.

   We’re all better now (with the exception of one of our studio engineers/co-habitants, Caesar, who still claims to be “not shitting right”… “more poo jokes?” you ask? Well this one’s in parenthesis so it doesn’t count!) and are now approximately 84.62% through recording the EP. Drums: tick, Bass: tick. All that remains are two songs of guitar, and the same of vocals. A week on Monday marks the end of tracking. Huzzah! (eurgh…).

 And, again, I know what you’re thinking: “Diarrhea cannot be the only event of note in a months worth of tracking” (that one doesn’t count either as YOU said it…see…speech marks!) and you’re right. Besides…THAT…there has been much frivolity (not that I’m saying that there is anything frivolous about defecation…ahh you got me!), but in order to avoid any of our intrinsically hilarious anecdotes ending in a “…guess you had to be there…” type scenario, I’ll leave it to the video diary (yes a BAND doing a VIDEO DIARY! Breaking-the-mould-five…) to tell them. Things to look out for though: gang vocal fun, food in the mixing desk, bumblebee-tuner and Dan’s “mistake noises” …it’s MEGA LOLZ.

   Yes recording has been fun, but by no means has it been the sole occupation of the bands time. We had our first, what you might term, “proper” gig on Monday the 8th supporting the wonderfully noisy James Cleaver Quintet who played an awesome set and are a really sound bunch guys. What's more, we even got paid and everything! I know right! But seriously, thank you so much to all the people that came to see us, we really hope you all enjoyed it and would to see you at our gigs again!

 The gigs’ success even earned us a Manchester date. I guess this “Making It” business really is as easy as ROCK BAND tells us. I wonder if The Ruby Lounge will offer us the opportunity to double our fans if we get 5 stars in all of our songs; with that many fans we might unlock Birmingham or Leeds! Still, won’t stop us from needing “Star Power” to stop the drummer from failing. Joke! 

TIT ROCK BAND - Coming Soon...someday...

   What was I talking about?


Oh that’s right! We’re playing Manchester’s Ruby Lounge on the 25th November (supporting the fantastic To The Bones) and it would be great to see anyone from the area turn up! If you do miss it however you won’t have to wait long to see us again; we are playing a live web stream for something called “The Tube” the very next day (we’ll tweet/post link for that closer to the time so stay tuned). Finally (for now) we have a gig at Liverpool’s The Picket on the 4th December (with Muto Leo).

 So that’s you all updated. And since I sense this blog succumbing ever more to what I call “the-primary-school-holiday-report” effect, (e.g. In my summer we went to France and it was really nice and we went to the beach and it was really sunny and my mum bought me an ice cream and then I found a crab and I called it Henry and I ate croissants and daddy fell over in the sea and then I woke up and it was all a dream), I think I will call it a day there. See you around!


TAPE THOSE EYES BACK


Dan


TIT x